Blue Flower

was what the Web turned into, because

websites should be BIG

and use PRIMARY COLORS and have ROUNDED CORNERS and

include a little RATTLE for you to FIDDLE with

which would you rather have, these ~delicious~ pistachios or a bunch of woke nonsense about having a "roof" over your "head"?

You're just being behind the times if you insist on alt text.  And I mean, it's not a big deal if MySQL doesn't support foreign keys.