Blue Flower

There's a reason it's called "the cloud", singular, it serves up all of the internets

 

Note, this is the same crowd that will argue you have «the liberty to eat bread» when in actual fact there is no bread to be had.

A bread shortage of their own making? Oh, now they want a handout.

 

The public defense of morality requires that "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

 

In real time, the march towards the lawyer's code of ethics: Don't get caught.

 

Some notes on how to best pursue respectability politics in this, the current year.

  • Reams of what jokes are unsuitable for public consumption. Everyone knows it's much easier to remove concepts from the meme pool than it is to introduce them.
  • Set ourselves up as virtuous examples, because the Right are known to care deeply about the conduct of their opponents.
  • Assume that if the other side is made to look like "extremists", then that will severely hurt their likeability.
  • Operationalize the strategy by constantly complicating the issue to show how clever we're. Nuance is important; it clarifies muddied waters.
  • Above all, don't even think of anything uncouth and never do anything which might relieve stress (that means you lose).