Blue Flower

—I've got something much better

* grabs bunch of Marvel-branded kaleidoscopes from drawer *

—They told me at the store that Spider-Man is hiding inside one of these

whom inventst the double tap

There has been a lot of narrativizing about this so I would just like to offer my totally-not-a-narrative

When someone is invading the bathroom then there is bound to be panic, and it is really quite understandable if some bystanders are caught in the crossfire

nearly ruined radial symmetry